Saturday, December 22, 2007
Alas, Journeyman...
NBC: Did you try to promote it more? Did you try airing it in a different time slot? Did you try--there's a million-and-one things to try! Do you think I'm going to now watch the junk you plan on substituting for it? Do you leave me any reason to turn on NBC at all? No thanks! I'll just use the timeslot to read.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Writers Of The Future: The Envelope Please...
But from what I've pieced together, the waveform has collapsed thusly:
First Place: Erin Cashier
Second Place: Sonia Timms/Helbig
Third Place: Jeannette Cheney
Congrats!
Of course, the published finalists, if any, are yet to be determined...
Update per Sonia: the judges this quarter were Larry Niven, Tim Powers, Kevin J. Anderson & Nina Kikiri Hoffman.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Schrödinger's Cats Unleashed...
For no particular reason, here is a picture of my cats. The one on the left is named Katie. The one on the right is Niya.
Katie greets us when we come home by rolling on the floor. When the mood strikes her, she loves to play fetch. At best, she tolerates Niya's existence, though sometimes she goes way out of her way to bat Niya on the head.
Niya is good at figuring out how to open doors. When she feels that she's "won" at a game, she'll drag her toy round and round the room in a triumphant procession. If she's suspicious of a new object, she's quite adept at boxing it. Niya sometimes will watch TV for a few minutes and at times, I've had to accomodate her by not changing the channel if she seems interested in what's on. Niya's the copycat, emulating what Katie is doing.
Both love to chase ice around on the kitchen floor. Neither support my writing, but rather stand outside the office door and meow their heads off. If I let Katie in, she'll jump between me and the monitor. Katie prefers my wife and will beg for her to pick her up, or will jump in her lap when watching television. Niya will get in my lap when reading or watching TV, and put her head on my chest, but then, she'll do the same to my wife. In fact, though Niya doesn't spurn me, I think it's a matter of opportunity. If both my wife and I are available, she'll choose my wife over me. I suspect they view her as a mother figure and the supreme authority.
Saturday, December 8, 2007
Adventures in Scifi Publishing returns on January 12th
Go over to www.adventuresinscifipublishing.com and listen to the promo!
I know. That's over a month from now. Remind me to remind you...
Friday, December 7, 2007
Shallow Red
Is it alive? Barely. It can be set to Human vs Human, Human vs Computer, Computer vs Computer.
It never allows the human to make an illegal move. On computer mode it tries to calculate the best possible move, reiteratively adding and subtracting different possibilities based on pieces that are in jeopardy on both sides, depending on the value of the piece. Unfortunately, such exponential processing can get out of hand. Thus, I can't calculate too many moves ahead. Even so, it takes, at least, half a minute. And even then, it makes some boneheaded moves sometimes.
Obviously, it was a work in progress. But I haven't touched it in over 4 years other than, importing the code into Excel and making a type of spreadsheet chess. And why would anyone do that? Because I could. To satisfy my inner mad scientist.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Schrödinger's Finalists
In obsessing over my odds, I've created a fiction of sorts, backed by spurious calculations to help me sort it all out. In essence, eight stories sit in Schrödinger's Box, each in a superposition of states. When a measurement is made, by judging, then the superposition will collapse.
While, perhaps, there may be one Hugo-worthy story(not mine, obviously) that will outshine the rest, until it is measured--we don't know. And there is the likelihood that several are equal in quality and it might come down to subjective taste or even mood. Of course, professional writers are doing the judging, and as Gurney Halleck in Dune said, 'Moods are a thing for cattle and love play!' Obviously, they won't let traffic jams and finicky cats cloud their judgment.
The point is there is great uncertainty. But it is sane to keep in mind that there are a finite number of states the superposition can collapse into, accompanied by its own set of odds:
59.03% : Nonwinning, nonpublished finalist
03.46% : Nonwinning, published Finalist
37.50% : Third place
25.00% : Second place
12.50% : First place
03.10% : Gold
Discounting published finalists, there are 56 winning groups that could emerge from the quarter(if you include who-wins-what that would up it to 168 combinations). Pick from the 56 and there's only a 1.79% chance for that combination. The odds of any two, say two Virginians, both winning are 10.7%. But the good news is that that odds for a Virginian to win this year are 64.3%.
How will the superposition collapse? We will have to wait and see.
To be continued...
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Writers Of The Future Q407 : Finalist!!!
I feel I should say something insightful, something profound, but right now my mind is all a jumble. In fact, if I were the first man on the moon, those would probably be my words upon stepping out of the Eagle: "Um--uh--my mind is blank!"
Of course, there's only a 37% chance that my story will place first, second, or third. The judges will have to weigh my story's merits against 7 others. I am pleased to see a fellow Virginian among the finalists. It's a possibility, albeit a slim one, that we'll both be in the workshop and our stories in the anthology. Wouldn't that be a good way to represent Virginia!!!
Though I haven't yet made it, I have to say, crafting a publishable story isn't easy. It takes work and there are many dimensions of consideration. Style, characterization, plot, clarity, pace, suspense, ect, ect--and in SF&F there is the added burden of worldbuilding & making the unreal credible-seeming. This particular story went through 3 drafts. Then, since mistakes abound, two rounds of proofreading. Hours and hours of work over many months.
None of this would've been possible either without solid feedback, which I recieved from my wife and Paul Comstock, a fellow Hatracker, Critter, and Writers Of The Future semifinalist. Many thanks to them!
Incidentally, here's a link to Paul's site, which contains many helpful tips on writing:
http://www.paulallancomstock.com/
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Realms Of Fantasy : The Envelope Please...
Thursday, October 25, 2007
I am Geek--hear me type!
I am a geek.
According to the Wiktionary, a geek is:
*A person intensely interested in a particular field or hobby, generally at the expense of broader social interaction.
According to Wikipedia:
*somebody whose reasoning and decision making is always first and foremost based on his/her passions rather than things like financial reward or social acceptance.
*A person who has chosen concentration rather than conformity; one who pursues skill...and imagination, not mainstream social acceptance.
*A person with a devotion to something in a way that places him or her outside the mainstream.
*A person who rejects society, yet is involved in it — unlike and in contrast to a hermit.
*the particular interests of nerds are of practical nature...while those of geeks are often considered trivial but entertaining.
*a bright young man turned inward, poorly socialized, who felt so little kinship with his own planet that he routinely traveled to the ones invented by his favorite authors
I'm not too sure about the bright part. According to Tickle.com my IQ was 130, and, of course, that's as far an online tests can be trusted. A timed online test I took a decade earlier had me at 120. I tend to do well in what captures my fancy, while zoning in areas that don't. It wouldn't surprise me to learn I've been struggling with attention deficit all my life--in fact, I'm pretty sure of it. And for those of you that don't have that problem, thus less than sympathetic, it's not something that can just be willed away.
I've had pseudo-intellectual interests in technology and layman science. Ever since my father came home with the C64, I was hooked on programming. First with Basic 2.0, then with 6510 Assembler--later on it was C & C++. But, professionally, I ended up on the mainframe, and when I came home, the last thing I wanted to do was more programming.
Yeah, I've made a few side projects. Of course, I've done Tic Tac Toe--haven't we all? The code was surprisingly short and simple.
A couple years back I got 75% through a homemade version of Pacman, enough to get Pacman, Blinkey, Pinkey, Inkey and Clyde moving through the maze, with power pellets and dots. Yes, when Pacman ate the blinking power pellet, the ghost turned blue. Pacman could eat them, leaving their eyes wandering back to the ghost box and regenerate. Why not add sound, scoring, and a more rigorous routines for the ghosts? Because, I realized I could, and when I realized that, I'd finished what I set out to accomplish. To continue on would have little point.
In '03, I did a workable version of chess. You could play against another human, or the computer, or computer against computer. Of course, the computer made lousy moves. I tried refining and refining the reiterative routines, but there was only so much VB could crunch. In chess, things get exponential very fast. I rewrote the core engine in straight C to see if it would run faster, but I got sidetracked with other things. A couple years back, I did massage the VB code into Excel and refashioned it into a workable Excel Chess. But since then, I haven't touched it.
So most of my homemade programs have tended to be interesting trinkets, experiments as it were, and when I began writing I had little time for these diversions anymore. And, of course, technology marches on, faster and faster. You blink and you fall behind. I understand C++ has moved on to C# and VB has moved onto VB.NET. But I still miss the days of DOS 3.0, when I knew exactly what my PC was doing. Namely, only what I told it to. With Vista, I feel like a helpless baby. I hear you churning, hard drive--what are you doing?
Thus, I trend toward the trivial but entertaining(geekdom), rather than to the technical but practical(nerdom). My interests are definitly outside the mainstream. I reject many aspects of society and question the cultural norms--who says that until 11AM you eat one foodset, but after you eat another? If it's 6AM--give me my pizza! Oh--just not from a chain restaurant.
No, I am not being different for it's own sake, or because I think it makes me look cool. I'm not concerned about your acceptance. I'm not afraid that you'll stop interacting with me--it'll give me more time for my own pursuits.
Monday, October 22, 2007
Podcasts
And then I discovered the wonders of Podcasts. Rather late in the game, some may say. Others, like I was, may be hesitant to give this medium a try. I really believe podcasts have real staying power. It's great for the commute to work and back. It's great when doing the dishes and laundry. And the best part, like radio, many Podcasts are free, however, unlike radio you've more say about the content.
I listed some of my favorite podcasts in the Links. Of all of them, Adventures in Scifi has caught my fancy the most. Upbeat, sometimes to the point of lunacy, and yet not too over-the-top, they discuss what's happening in the world of SF&F, namely in reference to the written word. They interview authors. They discuss writing tips. As voracious readers of the books and mags, they know their stuff. And if you poke around the links listed on their blog, you will probably discoverer some other great productions as well.
Then there is Escape Pod, a podcast of pro and semi-pro SF&F short stories and novelettes. You'll find stories from the Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, Realms of Fantasy, Asimov's, Interzone, ect. If you're like me, your reading logjam is too backed up too catch all of the shorts, or perhaps the trope is not appealing, or an opening didn't grab. Here's a chance to listen to a story that you might not otherwise read.
Lastly, I want to highlight I Should Be Writing. Not as exciting as the other two, but very instructional. Lots of pauses to help make the listener think and absorb.
A wise man once said, 'Don't be the first to jump on a bandwagon--don't be the last.' If you haven't discovered podcasts, maybe it's time to give them a try. And if you discover a good one, let me know!
Monday, September 10, 2007
Progday 2007: Nemo
Progday 2007: Advent
So it hurts to say this: Their original compositions seemed to meander and oftentimes lacked any drive or energy. Nothing seemed to mesh. Worst of all was the lead vocals, performed by the founding keyboardist. While attempting what I believe is a GG-like alto tenor, his voice obviously wasn't up to task that day. Especially was this so during the cover of Free Hand. It pains me to relate how his voice seemed to crack and break, though to be fair, he seemed to have had problems with the mike. The performance of Free Hand should've been the most amazing cover ever. Everyone should've been ecstatic and rushed the stage. But, if the majority of attendees were like me, they cringed. If you are going to walk on hallowed ground, don't stumble!
Progday 2007: Skeletonbreath
I couldn't help contrast Robert Pycior with Indukti's Ewa Jablonska(as heard at Nearfest). Pycior delivers frantic lead violin, skillfully played, while Jablonska merely offered ornamental textures that probably anyone could have delivered given a few months training. Not to take anything away from Frogg Café's Bill Ayasse, but Robert Pycior obviously wins best fiddle--better than I've seen in a rocky context in quite a while.
Progday 2007: Qoph
However, despite being from Sweden, Qoph didn't seem truly Prog. They didn't have the virtuosity, complexity, or sound. Of course, there's nothing wrong with that and I don't think they were trying to be. But then, one comes to a progressive festival primarily to hear prog.
Progday 2007: Frogg Café
Progday 2007: Naikaku
Progday 2007: Oblivion Sun
They played two HTM classics: Leave That Kitten Alone, Armone and I Carve The Chariot on the Carousel. For some reason, by Monday evening, my memory recalled Knee Bitten Nymphs in Limbo instead of Carousel. Unfortunately, the great outdoors really baked my brain with its oblivion sun.
Some say they are HTM on steroids, perhaps because the recent HTM album seemed rather feathery. To me, Oblivion Sun seemed like another permutation of HTM. Even in their heyday, they showed a lighter side half the time, almost "new age" by today's standards, before that wretched label came into existence. Energy is not always manifested as speed, but sometimes it comes like an imperceptible and unrelenting tide.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Style Weekly's Fifth Annual Fiction Contest : The Envelope Please...
This was a first for me for three reasons:
First, being I that had to work within a 2000 word limit, it precluded me from writing a SF&F story. Therefore, I wrote a non-genre story. No speculative elements. However, I discovered that I did enjoy writing it. I got the same rush as I do for genre stories. Don't worry! I doubt I'll veer from SF&F.
Second, the viewpoint character was female. Being male, I've always shied away from the viewpoint of the opposite gender, however, this did not prove an obstable at all.
Third, since it was only 2000 words, and being non-genre had little exposition, I wrote it in a day's time, discounting the halfday of editing. Of course, had I spent more time with it, perhaps it would have placed!
Sunday, July 1, 2007
Nearfest->Sunday : MAGMA
Nearfest->Sunday : Pure Reason Revolution
Nearfest->Sunday : Robert Rich
Californian Robert Rich provided a palate cleanser from the more-is-more-is-more performances. In the midst of a mad-scientist setup, he fiddled with the keyboards, played steel guitar and an electronic wind instrument. Above him, a movie provided a visual accompaniment. Instead of lulling me to sleep, I found myself becoming very engaged and attentive, especially toward the end.
Nearfest->Sunday : La Maschera Di Cera
Finisterre’s bassist, Fabio Zuffanti, went on to La Maschera Di Cera, where Italian Prog lives on. Agostino Macor smacks wall-to-wall keys, pumping out mellotron and juicy analog sounds. Instead of guitar, at times the flute is the lead instrument, piped by Andrea Monetti. The vocalist, Alessandro Corvaglia, provided a strong vocal, reminding me of Deus Ex Machina’s Alberto Piras. At times, Fabio’s bass provided a heavier, rockier sound, making up for the lack of lead guitar. Italian prog is always a treat and they went on to provide my second favorite performance of the weekend.
Nearfest->Sunday : Indukti
Wawrzyniec Dramowicz’s drumming was this groups best feature, verging on the melodic. Piotr Kocimski and Maciej Jaskiewicz crunched away on guitar, providing power-chord rhythms, but little melody or dexterous soling. The violin provided for atmosphere, but Ewa Jablonska just gave one good solo toward the end of the set.
In the end, they did not change my mind toward prog metal. They just left my ears buzzing and my blood pumping with adrenaline. But then, any decent alarm clock can do that.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Nearfest->Saturday : Magenta
This was my wife’s favorite act of the show, so much so that she bought one of their CDs. Derivative, some say. Perhaps. But, maybe, they are just what is needed to draw fresh blood into the fanbase.
Nearfest->Saturday : Bob Drake
Yes, Dave Kerman will fool you, with rinky-dink drums and coming out in a bathrobe and a pillow, sleeping on his kit through half the set. But when he turned his lamp on, it was time for business! Underneath the veneer of humor and the act of not taking oneself too seriously, is a fierce musician. A lesser drummer couldn’t get away with it.
Nearfest->Saturday : Nebelnest
I’ve seen them once before, back at Progday ’99. My impression of them hasn’t changed since then. Instrumental space-rock with a bit of an edge. After a while, each piece starts to sound like the previous one. At least, to my ears. Perhaps, more discerning ears in tune to their vibe would disagree--feel free to do so.
Nearfest->Saturday : IZZ
I was excited at the prospect of the band sporting two drummers, Greg Dimiceli on an acoustic set and Brian Coralian on a half acoustic, half electronic kit. Still, while they each gave a fine performance, I didn’t feel this mesh of two drummers added that much.
I’d say they started Saturday on the right foot.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Nearfest Preshow->Fusion Friday : Alan Holdsworth
As expected, Holdsworth plays lots of sustains and cloudy chords while Wackerman and Jimmy Johnson provide some tight drums and bass.
Despite the caliber of musicianship though, the compositions started to sound a bit too similar toward the end. Then again, it was kind of late, with few breaks between acts. Still, it was good to see legends in person.
Nearfest Preshow->Fusion Friday : Secret Oyster
I liked Assi Roar’s bass solo in the last act, punctuated with licks from Bohling.
Nearfest Preshow->Fusion Friday : One Shot
On guitar, James Macgaw sounded like a mix of Holdworth, Hackett, and Fripp. My wife thought drummer Daniel Jeand’heaur and keyboardist Emmanuel Borghi (playing seated with a two-keyboard rack) stood out. That's not to say, Philippe Buissonnet, on bass, was a slouch! By no means!
There were technical difficulties during the second piece, which they corrected before the third. No worries. Seeing how a band and their crew overcome and correct adversity only adds spice to the performance.
Those in the know were excited about their third piece, which was definitely their best.
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
The Wheel Of Time (Dream cast)
Essential casting:
Character: Mat Cauthon
Actor: Dominic Monaghan
Why? Hands down, he was born to play the role. And though Mat and Perrin of the Two Rivers call up the mind of the duo of Merry (a role Dominic played) and Pippin of the Shire, Mat and Perrin turn out nothing like the two. Perhaps it is my imagination, but I've often wondered if screenwriters hinted at it. For instance, in the movie version of LOTR, Dominic's Merry is mischievous, quite like Mat. In Lost, Dominic plays Charlie, who at times like Mat plays the "bad boy with a good heart". Like Mat, Charlie comes near death as he is hung from a tree, and is revived from the brink.
Character: Moiraine
Actor: Kate Mulgrew
Why? Yeah, Voyager was an okay show at best. But Kate played a cool and collected leader. She did the best with the material she had. She has this air about her that screams Aes Sedai--only under a veneer of calm and sophistication.
Non-essential casting (actors that seem good for the roll):
Thom -- Ian McKellan (hardly an original idea)
Faile -- Lucy Liu
Morgase -- Meryl Streep
Elayne Trakand -- Bryce Dallas Howard
Aviendha -- Kirsten Dunst
Min Farshaw -- Sabrina Lloyd (remember her from Sliders?)
Egwene al’Vere -- Liv Tyler
Of course, I haven't thought out Rand and Perrin, much less Nynaeve or Lan or--obviously this is a fantasy cast in progress.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
Q107 Writers of The Future: The Envelope Please...
Last week, while my wife and I were vacationing in NYC, the result rolled in. “Foregleamer” placed as a semifinalist. That, according to what I can gather, puts the story somewhere in the Top 20, though of course, NOT in the top 8. I received a page long critique on why it was one of the last cut from the potential list of finalists. I plan to absorb the critique, begin revising and mail it to another potential publisher.